Absolutely fabulous in Adventures in paradise

This one nearly made me spit out my drink today lol…

Christ, anyone would think no-one’s seen a penis before, with the way my Facebook feed is blowing (teehee) up about Orlando ‘In-full-bloom’ Bloom’s nudes showing up. In case you missed it, you’re welcome.
I don’t think they’re anything special but kudos on maintaining the body. People are like, ‘Why isn’t Katy nude as well?’ She’s got a new single out, probably why.

Speaking of singers, I totally walked by Troye Sivan today :o
I was entering the shopping place where I get my groceries and he was just at the top of the escalator with two or three of his mates. At first it was a slight glimpse as I was about to pass them, then my brain snap-realized who it was and my neck did a whiplash around to double-check as I passed. He kind of looked toward where I was briefly, and I could see his face a bit better.
Yeah, it definitely looked like him, although he was surprisingly smaller than what I see of him in his Youtube and music videos. Kind of like when you see Kylie Minogue in person - you’re amazed at how tiny she really is.

As I walked past, I heard him say something like, ‘You’ve gotta try it on different platforms’ whilst he and his mates looked at their phones, so I figured maybe they were playing Pokemon Go or something.
I still wasn’t entirely sure if it was him though, although I knew he was performing here sometime very soon, and the voice did sound like his, not to mention he LOOKED like him. I guess I was thinking my mind was playing tricks on me, since I like never see famous people out in public, plus I was confused because he had NO fans haggling him for autographs, when in reality, I would have thought he’d be a pretty big deal. Everyone loves him, don’t they? It doesn’t matter that he’s gay. Surely the girls would still be screaming?
But no, just him chilling with some friends at the top of the escalator.

I did my shopping for a new pair of work shoes and still wondered if it was him outside, but they were gone when I exited the complex about 15 minutes later. No screaming crowd up in the mall either as people would have recognized him. Maybe he grabbed a taxi, or went to his nearby hotel.
I got home and looked up his tour dates, and yeah, he’s playing here tomorrow night.

Filled out the census tonight with my housemate. Or rather, he filled out what he knew about me and asked me the ones he didn’t know. One of the questions was ‘How much time to you spend cleaning per week?’ Like, how in the hell is that going to become a statistic? And what for? They didn’t even ask sexuality this time when I’m sure they did last census. Weird. Anyway, that’s done with for another 5 years.

I went and saw the Absolutely Fabulous movie last night with Vish and James, and their friend Mitch came along. Hot&rich-Mitch, yeah that one. He was telling us how his new job pays something like $125 an hour. Meanwhile here I am begging for pennies and offering my services on the street LOL :P
It’s always weird when I hang out with him, because he’s their friend but hardly mine. We’re pleasant enough to each other and give each other a hi and bye hug, and an occasional small-talk but that’s literally it. We’re kind of chalk and cheese otherwise lol. He’s quite nice to look at though, and has the money to always style himself well.
I enjoyed the movie, but none of the boys had even seen an episode of Ab Fab in their lives because they are too young for it. It would have been better to see with some older friends, like maybe with Steve, but I was pretty excited to see the movie since it’s been 26 years since the first episode aired. Not that I got into it right away myself. It took me quite a while to get into it as well. It’s a bit of an acquired humour for me. So yeah they didn’t really enjoy it as much as I did, but stuff them :P Vish was laughing a lot though so it surprised me when he said that he found ‘Florence Foster Jenkins’ funnier than the Ab Fab film. As IF!

We’d missed the earlier evening event session because I was at work until 8pm, but my friend Rhys and his boyfriend were at it and posted photos on Facebook of all these buff shirtless waiters serving champagne to patrons. There was none of that by the time we arrived for the 9:30 movie time, dammit!

Last updated August 05, 2016