new comedy bit in poetry

people say that Donald Trump is always taking the low road
but where I grew up “taking the low road”
was a slang term for “eating pussy”
and Donald Trump does not eat pussy
so this is very unfair to candidate Trump
he may have sucked a cock or two
to get into his college frat
but that dude has never eaten pussy in his life

and I don’t know
that’s his right
that’s his right to not eat pussy
but I do it at any reasonable opportunity
of the three long term girlfriends I’ve had
only one wanted her pussy eaten
but that one really liked it and
like
the other two were a little uptight but
sometimes I’ll admit
I wanted a pussy of my own
just so they could eat it and
I could feel what it was like
to have my pussy eaten

Donald Trump probably does not even want a pussy
not even a few times a year like I have
Donald Trump probably doesn’t even call it pussy
he probably calls it gash
which is gross
which implies that pussy is some kind of grevious injury
when all having a pussy means
is that you are a lady
I’m sorry
IT’S OKAY TO BE A LADY
over half the world is lady
without lady we’re probably not even here

no, I guess Donald Trump does not eat pussy
Donald Trump does not want a pussy
so it could be eaten by a lady
DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT WANT A PUSSY
EVEN IF A MAN WERE GOING TO EAT IT
and I’ve been a man eating pussy
it’s delicious
except when she pees a little
then you have to take a break to wash

Donald Trump will not take the low road
he will not even allow someone to take the low road on him
without queefing up a storm about it
and I just want to say to you
even if it means you will not give me money
I think
I personally think
Donald Trump is a cunt

I’ve said it before
I’ll say it again
Donald Trump is a cunt
thank you

Last updated August 08, 2016