tune of Soul 2 Squeeze in song parodies

  • June 23, 2016, 6:47 p.m.
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my bard got a disease
sometimes from his two eyes he bleeds
foul wizardry it seems
or was it stings from gi-ant bees?
all the orcs run from me
they heard the dying kobolds scream
they tell of me in memes
killed more than nine thousand elves
that’s me

where I go I just don’t know
the Dungeon Master has to tell not show
when I’ve killed a bunch of stuff
I’m hoping that I’m gonna level up

today fate smiled on me
I found a sword at least plus three
it casts fireball for free
oh it’s a sight to see
oh yeah

where I go I just don’t know
the Dungeon Master has to tell not show
when I’ve killed a bunch of stuff
I’m hoping that I’m gonna level up

it wears one out indeed
a night at a good inn I need
I’d stop for toast and tea
and then return for more destruction

I killed a bugbear
and I got XP
I had the other buffer
cast Haste on my feet
gonna cross a river
gonna need a boat
if you don’t have one, baby
you’ll be falling in a moat

abracadabra alakazam
lucky snap crackle pop and toucan sam
gonna kill a big old dragon and then steal his hoarde of treasures
it won’t fit my alignment but I won’t regret it never

where I go I just don’t know
the Dungeon Master has to tell not show
when I’ve killed a bunch of stuff
I’m hoping that I’m gonna level up


Last updated June 28, 2016


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