to the tune of LIKE A VIRGIN in song parodies

she finally gave up on cheese
shares videos to you
shot inside a slaughterhouse
from the cow’s point of view

in the past, not so brash
it was rash, something really new
but it makes her feel
yeah, it makes her feel
better than me and you

like a vegan
meatless lunch for the very first time
like a vegan
she’s gonna judge you
when you dine

it’s her whole identity
only been three days
throwing paint at butchers
she swears it’s not a phase

gluten free so no wheat
and so what/the hell will she eat
Oreos and beans?
just Oreos and beans?
doesn’t sound like a treat

like a vegan
meatless lunch for the very first time
like a vegan
she’s gonna judge you
when you dine

like a vegan, ooh, ooh
like a vegan
gonna live off limes
she’s gonna judge you/when you’re eating/very harshly
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
ooh, baby
gonna judge your life
gonna judge you all the time…
oooh, like a vegan

Last updated July 31, 2016