Anuswater. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

I used to not really understand people who would shower after being in a pool. It’s a pool. It’s water. Even the little chlorine now and then isn’t a huge deal. And even if it’s dirty water, big deal. I’m a dirty boy. Wait. Phrasing.

And then I consider the fact that everybody has an anus. Yeah, let’s skip people that pee in the pool and go straight for the anus. Even among the virtuous, you have absolutely no idea how clean their anuses are when they visit the pool. Did they poop this morning and just wipe cleanly? Did they wipe BADLY? Did they shower and only do a cursory buttcrack cleanse? Or did they get their fingertips right on their personal anus and ensure it’s 100% clean? That hot person you’re spying could have a very, very dirty anus.

YOU NEVER KNOW.

The dilution is so minute that I wouldn’t fret if showering wasn’t an option. It does still seem weird to me to enjoy time at the communal pool and then come home to shower. But eh, takes like 60 seconds to refresh the pits/balls/anus. Two minutes, tops. YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN YOUR ANUS.

Wow, that sounds awfully personal, like I know someone. (I do trust my friends are competent at washing their buttholes.) Then again, sharing anuswater with people you don’t know well is still awfully personal.