Anuswater. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
- May 31, 2016, 4:58 p.m.
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I used to not really understand people who would shower after being in a pool. It’s a pool. It’s water. Even the little chlorine now and then isn’t a huge deal. And even if it’s dirty water, big deal. I’m a dirty boy. Wait. Phrasing.
And then I consider the fact that everybody has an anus. Yeah, let’s skip people that pee in the pool and go straight for the anus. Even among the virtuous, you have absolutely no idea how clean their anuses are when they visit the pool. Did they poop this morning and just wipe cleanly? Did they wipe BADLY? Did they shower and only do a cursory buttcrack cleanse? Or did they get their fingertips right on their personal anus and ensure it’s 100% clean? That hot person you’re spying could have a very, very dirty anus.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
The dilution is so minute that I wouldn’t fret if showering wasn’t an option. It does still seem weird to me to enjoy time at the communal pool and then come home to shower. But eh, takes like 60 seconds to refresh the pits/balls/anus. Two minutes, tops. YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN YOUR ANUS.
Wow, that sounds awfully personal, like I know someone. (I do trust my friends are competent at washing their buttholes.) Then again, sharing anuswater with people you don’t know well is still awfully personal.
synapse ⋅ May 31, 2016
If everyone showered before getting into the pool it wouldn't be an issue
gattaca ⋅ May 31, 2016
You would like this.
https://youtu.be/_a_UKKvUcoE
Fawkes Gal ⋅ May 31, 2016
Now I have "Personal Jesus" playing in my head but the lyrics are, "Your own, personal anus."
AnOrangeZebra ⋅ June 01, 2016
I just don't like the smell of chlorine on my skin all day long. I hadn't really thought about other people's genital and anal regions. Chlorine would kill anything too detrimental but yeah its personal.
Timmy™ AnOrangeZebra ⋅ June 01, 2016
Level of chlorine varies. Especially since I want to pool/tan more often, I'll probably rinse just to get the residual stuff off.