That's a big nope in Every day scata

I went outside to check the flower gardens and ran into a surprise. A big nope of a surprise.

Fucking snake in the side garden! Damn thing almost bit me… twice. So I do what any rational person would do and tried to kill the sonovabitch, but because it’s muddy the hoe wouldn’t cut through it. It slinked away under the stoop.

Not sure what kind it was, nor do I care. You try to bite me and I will try to kill you.

My headache was gone, but now back full force due to the damn adrenaline.

I’m going to go calm down. grr