closet door. [survey thing again] in The Wonderland Years: 2015. Done.

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
well mainly closed.

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Nope.

Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
no

Where is your next vacation?
i’m not sure yet thinkin seattle or the city.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no

Who do you think reads these?
Probably just the ones who also fill them out.

Do you have a calendar in your room?
i do i? yeah it’s in my closet it’s one of those big desk ones. those don’t work for me. well i didn’t personally purchase it so.

Where are you?
my room as usual.

What’s your plan for the day?
It’s nighttime, so nothing, really.

Are you reading any books right now?
well not at this precise momoent no.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no

Have you ever peed in the woods?
ya know that’s not so easy for chicks. and the woods scare me.

Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
no

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
no

What is your “song of the week”?
um.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
um w/e

Do you still watch cartoons?
well i used to. and then i got tired of them being the only thing i watched. see the lady has this password protected rating system thing on the tv. like certain shows are ‘locked’. and so my tv has that. and yet she watches lifetime movies downstairs and i don’t think some of those.......well i don’t think children/teenagers should be watching some of those. and yet she has grandchildren who are teenagers so.........that doesn’t make any sense. and when they’ve come over they’re downstairs where the tv that has the lifetime movies is. like i’m 28 and should be able to watch w/e i want. actually i don’t miss watching tv on like tv. w/ watching it online i can watch it at like 2 a.m. and not disturb people. also when i’m watching it online i have my blanket over my head and the computer so. w/ tvs that doesn’t really work.

Whats your favorite love movie?
you mean ‘romantic movie’. like people don’t say ‘love movie’ no one says that. or they shouldn’t anyway. [no like i’ve literally never heard anyone say ‘love movie’ when they’re referring to romantic movies]. um but to answer the q. i like.........nicholas sparks’ movies except for ‘dear john’. and uh ‘love actually’ is really sweet.

What do you drink with dinner?
alcohol. since you said ‘drink’. no um i don’t often have beverages w/ dinner.

What do you dip chicken nuggets in?
like what i’m ‘supposed’ to dip them in or what do i personally dip them in? and um i don’t as i don’t eat them. although funny you mention it since i was going to buy meat at the store today. but then i realised it would have to be refrigerated and if it were/was then people would know i’d bought meat and i don’t want that so.

What is your favorite food/cuisine?
Mexican or Italian

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
um well ‘fight club’ ‘s pretty good.

Last person you hugged/kissed?
My mom actually which is weird.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
you mean ‘for’ not ‘in’. um no cause they’re public.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
well that’s a bit redundant. like people write emails or they ‘type’, letters. but no one writes letters on a computer. like again that’s not what people say. or they shouldn’t anyway. well i mean in Paint or w/e they might. you know take the little pencil dude thing and start writing someone a letter.

so really the ‘to someone on paper’ part isn’t neccessary. [godamn i should become a teacher]

yes but to answer the q. been awhile.

Can you change the oil on a car?
am i able to or.........? [see i have issues w/ the word ‘can’]

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
well i don’t drive so. no.

Run out of gas?
i take it you mean in regards to cars. well this can also be a figuretive thing. like if a person is really tired or w/e.........it would be. have i or do i?

Favorite kind of sandwich?
you’re a sandwich. and i’m not sure.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
i don’t eat breakfast so..........which, wasn’t the q. no um i like crepes. and waffles though not together.

What is your usual bedtime?
well this is interesting cause to me someone’s ‘bed time’ is when they go to their rooms for the night. and like the other thing is.when they go to sleep. so um.......idk. at my mom’s everyone goes to their rooms/other at 9.

Are you lazy?
Yeah, kinda

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
like this actually happened? the normal stuff like this doesn’t seem real to me.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
yes. oh you want to know what.

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Legos

Are you stubborn?
Yes

Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Leno. Fucking can’t stand Letterman.

Ever watch soap operas?
well i have but i don’t currently.

Afraid of heights?
well i mean......yes. in a way......by which i mean if i’m in an enclosed area then i’m ok. but like rock climbing no. [not that i go this is just an example]. like airplane yeah i’m fine. and i don’t think people are afraid of heights i think people are afraid of falling from the heights. or maybe some people are actually afraid of the heights themselves.

Sing in the car?
um no.

Dance in the shower?
well that just seems like a terrible idea. it’s wet and you could you know slip. and i’m not a particularly clumsy person. it’s like people who don’t have a bath mat and i don’t mean those thin ones either in their bathroom. aren’t you afraid of falling? guess not. i mean yeah even w/ shoes on if it’s wet a person could still fall. i guess that’s why they have shower curtains but i don’t like them. well i don’t like to use them.

so no i haven’t and i don’t currently.

or and while i’m going on about this. metal umbrellas. i’m not like all that tall but as we all know metal conducts electricity esp. when wet so..........well that’s not a good idea. [and yes i realise lightning strikes the highest point]. or ok white bed linens. or light colored ones. that is a terrible idea. or white anything really white sofas..........if you don’t want people spilling wine on your white sofa then don’t have one in the 1st place.

oh also on that note the slipping one. or plastic mattress covers. they’re slippery and they’re not machine washable and it’s just. a bad idea all around.

um ok anyway. next q.

Dance in the car?
well i don’t currently.......

Ever used a gun?
um no. i don’t like guns as they’re too agressive and they’re loud. and intimidating. i have nothing against people who use them i just don’t personally like them. i have no problem w/ bows and arrows. like.........archery not ‘bows’ as in ribbon type things.

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
great now i feel i ‘have’ to say yes

Is Christmas stressful?
see above answer

Ever eat a pierogi?
shouldn’t it be ‘eaten’ or am i wrong here?
and no i don’t.........i don’t think so.

Major annoyance right now?
oh the usual

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
um.

Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe in a thing called love. ha. no um yes yes i do.believe in ghosts that is.and love.

Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Yes

Do you take a vitamin daily?
no

Wear slippers?
have i or do i?

Wear a bath robe?
is there another kind of robe? wait actually yes yes there is a graduation robe. it’s just. when people say ‘robe’. to me, it’s implied it’s a bath robe.
and have i or do i?

What do you wear to bed?
well clothes. [like really?. the fuk kind of question is that]

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Target

Nike or Adidas?
um.........

Cheetos or Fritos?
Either

Peanuts or sunflower seeds?
um neither

Ever hear of, “gorp”?
well now i have

Ever taken karate?
Nope

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
yeah........and it was good.

Can you curl your tongue?
i..........yes i am actually physically able to.

Ever won a spelling bee?
yes

Ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes and then people think something’s wrong

Own any record albums?
no

Own a record player?
no

Regularly burn incense?
No

Ever been in love?
A few times

Hot tea or cold tea:
well i don’t like things that are super cold so........bottled tea but well either i guess

Tea or coffee?
um tea

Favorite kind of cookie?
peanut butter

Can you swim well?
no

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
like is there an automatic way to hold one’s nose? no i really don’t understand. cause w/ the um car window thingys. there are the auto ones where you push the button and then the other kind w/ the handles. and same w/ can openers and umbrellas although i really don’t like the auto can openers/umbrellas.

um.........well half your breathing involves your nose so.........

Are you patient?
no

Ever won a contest?
no

Ever had plastic surgery?
Nope

Which are better black or green olives?
black. which btw in tunisia are called ‘zeet’. or i guess in arabic. no it can be both cause like. ‘well in this place we refer to them as......’ but also ‘in this language we.............’ anyway.

Can you knit or crochet?
well i’m able to knit if that’s what you’re asking.

Wash room or bathroom?
Bathroom. it’s a bit weird to me that in london [and other parts of europe] they refer to the restrooms as ‘toilets’ when londoners are so polite. like it’s so. un well i guess ‘ladylike’ wouldn’t be the word since guys live there too. so......... ‘un people-like’ i guess. like not.classy yes there we go. also that has me picturing random toilets everywhere.like for use. well they have that in amsterdam but they’re.like they have walls around them. like no ‘toilets’ a really literal thing. see this is how my brain works.

although. i recently learned that in london the word ‘restrooms’ doesn’t mean er.........’people’s rooms’ as i call them. you know, bathrooms. so..........yeah. it means a break room a staff room teacher’s lounge type thing. which makes sense. ok so anyway.

Who was your high school crush?
um. oh god i don’t remember.............um.........

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No

Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes

Who do you want to see right now?
um probably.........evan.