to the tune of TEENAGE WASTELAND in song parodies

out there on the courts
werewolf playing sports
there is fur underneath those tube socks
was Jason Bateman
in the second one
in the first film, Michael J Fox

not tall
for basketball
but he’s a teenage wolfman

a premise that crazy
only worked in the Eighties
but I won’t lie
it worked in that time-and-place
it’s retro-cheese, it’s clear
its awkwardness held dear
he looked just kinda
stuffed toy fur glued to his face

teenage wolfman
cuz he’s a teenage wolfman
teenage wolfman
teenage wolfman

the moon hastens!