tune of Wild Wild Life in song parodies

I’m looking
for a decent
replacement
for baked potatoes
maybe something more fancy
maybe something toothsome

here in this Price Chopper
woahoho
I got some wild, wild rice
got something new to tell ya
woahoho
about some wild, wild rice
here comes the nutritionist
woahoho
she’s got some wild, wild rice
you wanna be more healthy?
ho, ha!
eat some wild, wild rice

it isn’t… rice exactly
it’s more like… something grassy
no, they’re not related direct-ly
wild stuff has something more

check out Mr. Gourmet Chef
oh, ho ho
he bought some wild, wild rice
on the side with some duck l’orange
oh, ho ho
he got some wild, wild rice
wash it off to remove the starch
whoahoho
he’s eatin’ wild, wild rice
he’s know that’s the way you like it
wo ho
with the wild, wild rice

can’t eat pie?
can’t eat cake!
carb patrol?
you can have more anytime you like

like protein folates and fiber?
so just eat it, it’s scientific

walking the organic aisle
woah ho ah
getting wild, wild rice
later on, checkin’ out!
uh, huh!
I got some wild, wild rice
spending all of my food budget
oh, ho ho
got too much wild, wild
you’re wanting more, don’t say no, don’t say no
oh, ho ho!
you want some wild, wild
boil water, that’s how we start
uh, huh
for some wild, wild rice
go for seconds, it’s just as good twice
oh, ho!
and it’s some wild, wild rice
it grows so tall, it grows so fast
oh, ho ho
wild, wild
you know that’s the way I like it
oh, ho!
eating wild wild wild wild… rice!