tune of karma chameleon in song parodies

dessert going to my thighs all the way
I should really give it up doctors say

I want something after din-din
something sweet for not much dough
no that’s not a contradiction
not if you know, not if you know

carmel carmel carmel carmel carmel is congealin’
as it gets cold, as it gets cold
carmel is easy when you’re trained in confection’ry
those golden streams, those golden streams

rock candy or pixie sticks, nay I say
it’s a complex kind of sweet I need today

it’s not from Maillard reaction
even though the sugars brown
it’s enjoyed that’s all that matters
all over town, all over town

carmel carmel carmel carmel carmel is congealin’
as it gets cold, as it gets cold
carmel is easy when you’re trained in confection’ry
those golden streams, those golden streams

it’s my weapon for survival
creme brulee that knows no rival
it’s my weapon for survival
creme brulee that knows no rival

I want something after din-din
something sweet for not much dough
no that’s not a contradiction
not if you know, not if you know

carmel carmel carmel carmel carmel is congealin’
as it gets cold, as it gets cold
carmel is easy when you’re trained in confection’ry
those golden streams, those golden streams