or it didn't happen in poetry

you have to live by a credo
so I will live by this code
the only person who will have a picture
of my penis is the coroner when I’m dead
anyone else must request a live show
I guess that this attitude these days
only proves how I am getting old
but no one is going to get my dick pics
no one is going to have my dick pics
no one is going to receive my dick pics
because I am never taking any dick pics
my dick pics will never exist
if that makes me old
pass the Metamucil and
call the coroner after I’m dead
if you’re curious
or apply for a live show
you probably have a chance
for a live show