tune of mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys in song parodies

cowboys aren’t quite sane and get crazier when they’re old
spend all their money on MREs and buried gold
Ron Paul belt buckles and giant tin hats
facebook memes that bash the gay
if you block and unfollow, he’ll buy an AK
so you can’t ignore him all day

mamas, don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies
don’t let ‘em scare people in Starbucks with guns
don’t let ‘em join racist militias and such
mamas, don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies
cuz they’ll think that they’re great and they’ll revel in hate
and meet an embarrassing fate

babies like stealing from park lands and racial oppression
and building a wall by Juarez but not on their dime
they think that the government poisons the vaccines
they think white people can’t do crime
they’re real wrong, they won’t learn because their pride won’t let them
make change or catch up with the times

mamas, don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies
don’t let ‘em scare people in Starbucks with guns
don’t let ‘em join racist militias and such
mamas, don’t let your cowboys grow up to be babies
cuz they’ll think that they’re great and they’ll revel in hate
and meet an embarrassing fate