to the tune of MY MY HEY HEY in song parodies

my my hey hey
guacamole into my face
it’s full of the good fats
that’s what they say
my my hey hey

take out the pit and cut it in cubes
you make it fresh, don’t buy it in tubes
if it says “Doritos” then it’s for the rubes
so take out the pit and cut it in cubes

the salsa’s gone but it’s not forgotten
there’s avocados that are almost rotten
until the chips run out we’ll need something else
there’s avocados that are almost rotten

hey hey my my
guacamole you oughta try
there’s more to this mixture
than meets the eye
hey hey my my