survey. again. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
i don’t wear. jeans.

What are you dreading right now?
reading Megan’s letter. she’s my dr.

Do you celebrate 420?
no but i could use some 420.omfg sprains. [yes plural]. so damn irritable.

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
well for me ‘night’ ends at 1 a.m. so..........

If anyone came to your house on your “lazy days” what would ya’ll do?
well technically it’s not my house

Who last grabbed your ass?
evan it was quite fun

Do you own a pair of Converse?
no i don’t wear........tennis shoes

Did you copy and paste this survey?
yeah

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
no

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
no

Don’t you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
I rarely listen to the radio, so that really isn’t an issue for me.

How do you eat Oreos?
Bite them like a normal cookie.

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
Yeah back in the day when I would use Yahoo messenger. or AIM.or something.

Could you live without a computer?
yeah but i wouldn’t want to

Do you wear your shoes in the house?
yeah. we have this big carpet in the living room but other than that we have wood floors. and i don’t like wood floors they’re not comfies.

Who or what sleeps with you?
um no one

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?
fuk if i know

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
um.............4

What do you do when you’re sad?
........

Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
idk

Last time you saw your best friend?
it’s been almost 3 yrs. he passed 3 yrs. ago this March so.

What jewelry are you wearing?
uh i’m not

Is anyone on your bad side now?
well no but i’m at odds w/ my mom

What’s the first thing you do when you get online?
fb probably

How do most people spell your name?
There’s only one way to spell my name. but people have mispronounced it which i don’t like. well i didn’t before i was last raped but............yeah

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?

Where do you work?
um i don’t

What are you doing tomorrow?
going to my mom’s

Favorite name for a girl?
Lily

Favorite name for a boy?

Will you keep your last name when you get married?
I don’t know if I ever will get married, but I most likely would.

When was the last time you left your house?
it was.......fri.

Do you return your cart?
like in general or when i’m grocery shopping? well there are also golf carts. i mean like in addition to grocery shopping. er i mean shopping carts. wow...........in addition to shopping carts is what i meant. um and i don’t use carts. i don’t like them and they take up space. like they’re long so. er that’s how they take up space.

Do you have a dishwasher?
yeah

What noise do you hear?
what that’s not obvious?

Would you survive in prison?
um no

Who is the youngest in your family?
my sister. she’s 26 this month.damn.

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack?
idk

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
yeah

What’s the last thing you purchased?
um groceries

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
yeah

What brand are your pants right now?
as though they’ll change brands tom. as implied by the ‘right now’ thing. and i don’t..........know. they’re pajama pants i got at king’s like 4.yrs. ago.

Ever been to Georgia (the state)?
no

What irritates you most on the internet?
um incorrect grammar. also ‘would of’. like that’s not a thing. no.

What brand is your digital camera?
i just got a new one and it’s nikon i think. it’s ruby.

Do you watch movies with your parents?
not v. often unless there’s one on pbs

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
No i have lotion.that smells good. and um hand sanitiser.

Are you taking college classes right now?
No, I’d love to though.

Do you like sushi?
idk

Do you get your hair cut every month?
no

Do you go online everyday?
Yeah

Have you ever had a secret crush?
well it wouldn’t be a secret if people knew about it now would it?

Do you love someone right now?
um in what way?

Have you ever cheated?
like in a relationship or........like on homework?

Would you stay home all day and listen to music?
I’d probably get bored of just listening to music

Would you stay home all day and watch movie/s?
Yeah probably

Have you ever committed a crime?
yeah a couple

Have you ever kissed a pole?
wow that’s a weird question

Do you want to die right now?
Nope

Would you flirt with someone after kissing your bf/gf?
well no not right after

Do you believe in love at first sight?
idinno

Do you believe in a happy ending?
idinno

Does people call you crazy for no reason?
i’m sorry, but ’does’? no that’s incorrect. it’s do. and idk.

Will you pass this survey on to 5 people?
No. But they’re free to steal it. < but then it’s not as much fun. i don’t particularly want it back though if people decide to ‘borrow’ it as i’ve already taken it.er filled out i mean. it’s like people ‘taking’ photos. i don’t think that’s they meant it...........’taking photos’ wow. this reminds me of one of George Carlin’s routines.

Last updated November 05, 2016