Christened? in Chunky giblets

It occurs to me that Christening your baby is a massive curtailment of freedom of religion. Your baby has no choice in the matter; therefore, by Christening him/her/it, you are in fact forcing him/her/whatever into a religion that he/she/sprogface has no idea if it/that/them even wants to be associated with it.

You wouldn’t hold a gun to an adult and demand that he/she/in-between believes, because that would be insane, so why the fuck! would you borderline drown a BABY in the name of your God?!? A God, I might add, that the fucking sprog isn’t even aware of!

So fuck Christenings, and fuck your baby.