I'm that person in Life

You know, in ever horror movie made, there’s that one person who hears the strange sound and goes out to check. It doesn’t matter how much you yell at them, they go out and dun dun dunnnnnn they’re done. (you have to sing the dun dun part) I was sitting here watching tv (Flea Market Flip - at least it wasn’t something scary) and I hear this awful sound on my roof. The whole freaking house is falling apart, so I went flying out, because ....well…I don’t know why. I realized later, that had it been something serious, I would have been in trouble. I didn’t get a flashlight, my phone, a weapon - anything. As it turns out - I was fine. It was squirrels. I don’t know how many all together, but there were two hugely fat fox squirrels on the roof. It’s the wrong time of year for amorous pursuits, so I guess they were just playing. Stupid squirrels! :D At least it wasn’t Freddy or Jason or some other psycho. I’m back inside and they’re still running around up there. Very loud on the tin roof. (The big sound, I now realize, was them jumping from the tree to the roof.)

Last updated January 02, 2016