Pirates 'n' Boxers in Hello

One day out of each month should be reserved for a theme. My pick? Pirate day. Everyone gets out there best sea clothing and set sail for adventure. Think of it. It’s a regular business day. Just gotta dress and speak in pirate talk. Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune would be hilarious.

Oh! Or a president debate in pirate talk. Tell you what, since the Republicans have so many hopefuls, or contenders rather, we set it up like a prize fight. (See what I did there.) Let’s see if Trump will Trump all other’s in 2016. Democrats, too. So, you take the top democrat and probably Trump because America has a hard on for nonsense, but you pit them together in a no holds barred bare knuckle cage fight. Last man, or woman, standing, you’re the president.

You could sell that shit on Pay Per View at the same price of that Dancing with the Boxers competition between Mayweather and Pacquio and fix the national debt…

Just sayin’…