to the tune of MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION in song parodies

no I would not give you false hope
on this soup and sandwich day
but the mayo and bread reunion
is just an emulsion away, oh little foodstuff of mine

I can’t for the life of me
remember the full recipe
I know there’s eggs maybe three
mustard’s what brings it to be
lecithin makes sure it won’t run
over and over the bread

no I would not give you false hope
on this soup and sandwich day
but the mayo and bread reunion
is just an emulsion away, oh little foodstuff of mine

it’s like a rich creamy smile
though that seems strange to say
leave the lid off for a while
but you can’t leave it out that way
or else get a case of the runs
over and over again

but I would not give you false hope
on this soup and sandwich day
but the mayo and bread reunion
is just an emulsion away

oh the mayo and bread reunion
is just an emulsion away
oh the mayo and bread reunion
is just an emulsion away