to the tune of LEARNIN' TO FLY in song parodies

well it started out
when Reagan won
it trickled down now it’s just no fun
in a couple years, killed the middle class
now the rules have changed and it kicked our ass

we’re learnin’ to fry McDonalds things
might be fries might be wings

well the good ol’ days may not return
but I still got hope, gonna vote for Bern

we’re learnin’ to fry McDonalds things
might be fries might be wings

well some say life
is just unfair
just sell your soul and cut that hair
we’re buried now under student loans
gotta fill out forms gotta answer phones

we’re learnin’ to fry in our hometowns
makin’ seven bucks to heat hashbrowns

we’re learnin’ to fry McDonalds things
might be fries might be wings