cause. survey. again. in The Wonderland Years: 2015. Done.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
um well mainly closed. i have a slipper in between the edge of the door and the wall part so the door closes on that instead of against the wall. the reason for this is cause the lady’s husband is sensitive to noise and it’s my room, the bathroom, their room, so. oh i have sliding doors in my closet btw.

2: Do you take the SHAMPOOS and conditioner bottles from hotel?
i don’t know why ‘shampoos’ is capitalised it looks like shouting. and no.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
oh god no. i hate that. i like having the bed linens tucked around me. also it’s warmer that way. this is why i like sleeping bags.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
um well i wouldn’t sa i like to use them but i do use them.

6: Do you cut out COUPONS but then never use them?
again not sure why that’s capitalised nor am i asking. and i don’t get the paper so no.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A big bear, I suppose?

8: Do you have freckles?
Nope.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
uh yeah.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
repeating myself. well when asked. i generally don’t/won’t when i’m asked to. this is why i’m not a phone person.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No.?

14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
no

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
um. ..............no. rarely if ever.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?
like, fuked? or actually slept w/? and 0

17: What size is your bed?
um well it’s ginormous. it’s too much bed.

18: What is your Song of the week?
idk

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
uh..........yeah

20: Do you still watch cartoons?
um.........yeah. at times.

21: What’s your least favorite movie?
i don’t know

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
why would I tell you, if I had treasure to bury lol

23: What do you drink with dinner?
wine. no not really.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
god i haven’t had those in forever.

25: What is your favorite food?
i don’t. really have one. i don’t love food actually. i mean it’s there and i’ll eat it cause you know you should. and all for like functional and biological purposes. though there are certain foods i really like. like mangos mangos are freakin delicious. also i really like sweets.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
i don’t know.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
no

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I’ll pass.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
um been a couple yrs.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?
you mean like am i able to or..........?

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
well i don’t drive, so.

33: Ever ran out of gas?
like in terms of cars or is this a figureitive thing?

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
um the subway vegetarian dudes are pretty good. and grilled cheese i like those guys.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
i don’t eat breakfast as i’m not awake for it. which, i realise wasn’t the question.

36: What is your usual bedtime?
well my bed time is 9. but i go to sleep between 2 and like 6 a.m. not the same thing.

37: Are you lazy?
um...........i think so

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
um.............

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
i’m a bunny.

40: How many languages can you speak?
again. like am i able to or do i?

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos.

43: Are you stubborn?
um. yeah.

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
leno.

45: Ever watch soap operas?
i used to watch ‘days of our lives’

46: Are you afraid of heights?
well if it’s in a nonenclosed area then yeah

47: Do you sing in the car?
no

48: Do you sing in the shower?
no not alot

49: Do you dance in the car?
no

50: Ever used a gun?
oh i misread that as ‘gum’ for a sec there. yeah..........once..........at a fair thing. i don’t like guns. now bows & arrows i’m ok w/.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
ok people paint portraits they take photos. and w/i the last 6 months for my passport.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
great now i feel like i ‘have’ to say ‘yes’. thanks. and no i like them.

53: Is Christmas stressful?
like the actual day? no

54: Ever eat a pierogi?
like, the sandwish thing? er sandwich i mean. no

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
i don’t like pie

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
um.............

57: Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yeah

59: Take a vitamin daily?
no. no wonder i have anemia. [actually i think my iron levels are good. also you can get iron from milk, so].

60: Wear slippers?
like have i ever in my lifetime or..........?

61: Wear a bath robe?
see above 1

62: What do you wear to bed?
Chanel No. 5. i wear clothes. cmon!

63: First concert?
never been to one

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
target

65: Nike or Adidas?
Neither.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
um........i don’t..........know

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
neither

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
well now i have.

69: Ever take dance lessons?
yeah

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
um..........i don’t.................

71: Can you curl your tongue?
am i able to or?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?
yeah. in class.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes and then people wonder what’s wrong. i’m so sorry for the people that aren’t that deep.

74: Own any record albums?
No.

75: Own a record player?
No but this was on another survey i took recently.

76: Regularly burn incense?
no.

77: Ever been in love?
yes

78: Who would you like to see in concert?
well hopefully you know. a musician/band type. but a cat might be interesting. and maybe unpleasant. and idk.

79: What was the last concert you saw?
see that q about this. er the other one i mean.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?
this q is familiar

81: Tea or coffee?
tea. and peppermint mocha dudes. [well not together]

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
both

83: Can you swim well?
Not at all

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
no

85: Are you patient?
no damnit! next question! [joke thing. see what i did there?]

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
like have i ever had one or..........?

87: Ever won a contest?
omygod i misread that as ‘worn’. shit i need to start paying attention to what i read. and no.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?
plastic, no

89: Which are better black or green olives?
black

90: Can you knit or crochet?
aggain. the ‘can’ thing.

91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living room.

92: Do you want to get married?
well just to have the wedding but that’s the only reason.

93: If married, how long have you been married?
hasn’t happened yet

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No lol

96: Do you have kids?
No.

97: Do you want kids?
i don’t know. i mean they’re a lot of responsibility and they’re permanent and i don’t have the patience for them. and um.............i don’t have much experience w/ them and i hate when people talk down to them [the same w/ pets dear god. do you like being talked down to? well presumably not] and..............so i. again don’t know.

98: What’s your favorite color?
Purple but like dark purple. and yellow butter yellow. oh i also love butter. and corn. ok anyway.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?
um yeah.