survey in The Wonderland Years: 2015. Done.

What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
you mean body wash? or bar soap? um........my body wash is in a drawer.

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
Nope.

Is there anything older in your refrigerator?
Older than what?

Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
no?

What would you change about your living room?
well it’s not my living room. and i don’t know.

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
i don’t know. i only take care of my own stuff not the household stuff.

Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
they come in cans? and we don’t have a pantry

White or wheat bread?
i can never decide. i’m just like uh..........w/e sounds good. also i don’t particularly like bread

What is on top of your refrigerator?
uh..............a container or.....................fake fruit. or flowers something like that.

Colour of your sofa?
we have like 3

What colour or design is on your shower curtain?
Our shower has a glass screen. < as does ours. and i don’t like those cause i’m always afraid i’ll bang my elbow on them. it doesn’t leave a whole lot of room. and then for some weird reason we have a curtain outside of the glass door guy.

How often do you dust?
um i don’t

How many candles are in your home?
um like 20 i think

Is your bed made right now?
well i’m in my bed atm so no. my bed is ginormous. there’s too much bed.

If you have a coffee pot, what colour is it?
it’s metal. and silver.

Electric or standard can opener?
Standard. i’d never seen an electric one untill i lived in my last house growing up we just always used the other kind. i don’t like those. i’m also always afraid the can’s going to fall.

Comet or Soft Scrub?
What?

Is your closet organised?
yeah

What colour is the flashlight that you use the most?
I tend to use my phone if I need a light source but my flashlight’s big. and it’s purple.

What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
i don’t know.

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
um............plastic.bottles. vitaminwater. i don’t actually use cups that often unless i’m drinking milk. what’s weird is that people will drink beverages other than coffee/tea out of hot beverage cups. i mean they’re called coffee cups for a reason. my dad does this.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
no

If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
no but we have a sofa in there which is weird.

Curtains or blinds?
Blinds. cause i have sensory issues and most curtains are too dry the material is

How many pillows do you sleep with?
well at my house 2. one has a zippered pillowcase on it and i found the other pillowcase recently while at my mom’s. and the pillows at my house. er i mean my pillows one has a blanket wrapped around it so if i get sick on it [yeah this recently happened i got my period. sorry for the TMI] i still have some of the blanket left. i think that’s another reason i sleep on my side.
anyway. and at my mom’s i have 3 pillows. er i mean i sleep w/.............yeah.

Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
well not anymore which i don’t lke. i don’t like pitch black. i want to get one of those touch lights. or like 2.

How many ceiling fans are in your home?
um i don’t know

How often do you vacuum?
you’re funny

Standard toothbrush or electric?
ok when people say electric i picture something that plugs into the wall. actually they do make those. um battery powered.

What colour is your toothbrush?
um..............blue and white

What temperature in your home is most comfortable?
i’m not in charge of this unfortunately and the house is always too damn cold. [also i have anemia so]. apparently according to my clock it’s about 66 in here. yeah no. oh so 80.

What is in your oven right now?
a bun. ..............i’m kidding i’m not pregnant nor have i ever been. i’m also not baking. although. ‘i can bake. i can also get baked’. hell yeah. um and nothing there’s nothing in my oven right now. i haven’t baked in a long time. um anyway.

Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Clean.

Chore you hate doing the most?
vacuuming. it’s a lot of work.

What retro items are in your home?
Nothing I can think of, actually.

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
no

If you have a yard, who mows it?
i don’t know. well i know it’s not me.

Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
well we have these mat. things. which aren’t that safe since your foot might slip under the mat and then you’d fall. yeah happened to me the other day except i didn’t fall.

How many mirrors are in your home?
too many. i don’t like mirrors esp. the big ones. there’s too much mirror.

Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
I wish!

What colour are your walls?
uh...........blue and............white i think. idk it’s dark in my room.

Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
None.

Do you have a peephole in your front door?
yeah

What does your home smell like right now?
weird. it’s like. bad incense smell kindof. i don’t know how else to describe it. it smells funny. [i like incense so. idk if that’s helpful or not]

Fave candle scent?
um...........

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
um..............

Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
yeah i think so

How many TVs do you have?
well i personally only have 1