Snog-rape with NoMoJokes in blackpropaganda

I came across this ugly word in the report of the trial of a DJ who has been accused of indecently assaulting young women under 16 when they were hanging around outside the radio station. Needless to say he is pleading not guilty.
One young woman who was under 16 at the time described him kissing her which included him pushing his tongue into her mouth - a rather violent French kiss - she had never experienced this before - and subsequently saw it as ‘snog rape’

It took me back to the time when a youth when kissing was all lips and only tentatively did you explore more with your tongue - as she did too. If there were stages on the way to full intercourse this was 0.5.

Anyway - we have some unusual warm weather for November - the grass is growing - the sap is rising - and on Remembrance Sunday this week gales and rain are forecast - time to make hay!!!

Some old British humour

and I like this one