Twitter: Wards, Werds, Wirds, Words, Wurds in Book Two: The Fifteenth Year of the Third Millennium of the Common Era

In a somewhat drunken state...... giving a great deal of thought to certain things while actively ignoring other things (I felt it important to say that) I somewhat sort of kind of maybe almost not really apparently assumably believably conceivably feasibly imaginably maybe perchance perhaps possibly plausibly possibly practicably presumably preemptively reasonably wish I could go on a date with Work Crush. I mean… in a lot of ways she is SUPER different from my wife… and in a lot of ways she is SUPER similar to my wife.... so… I think that all plays a role.

Both women are extremely physically attractive to me.
Work Crush has a definite Fashion Advantage as well as Intellectual Advantage and Youth Advantage.
Yet… Wife has Family Advantage, WIFE Advantage, and Longevity Advantage.

And honestly, frankly, I kind of wish I could go on a genuine legitimate date with Work Crush. To see if… I don’t know… to see if every woman since 1996 was right or not. To see if I could legitimately have a healthy adult relationship… to see if ANYONE that doesn’t suffer severe mental health issues could find me attractive!

I realize in retrospect that this may seem like a significant exaggeration but… honestly? There have only been 3 women that have ever made me feel genuinely wanted. (1) Aku… who was genuinely psychotic, spent most Christmas Seasons in a LockDown Ward and who, besides sexually physically and emotionally abusing me… honestly tried to kill me!; (2) Aoife whose anorexia and mental issues controlled 90% of her life; and (3) My Wife whose mental and emotional issues cause numerous and significant problems ever day.

Last updated January 04, 2016