#PigGate in Chunky giblets

Okay, here’s what we know so far. First of all, if you type David Ca into Google, the autocomplete’s first result is David Cameron pig. This should tell you ALL you need to know, but just in case, here are the facts as we know them:

Lord Ashcroft and some bird have written a book. One of the anecdotes in said book details David Cameron putting his penis in the mouth of a dead pig’s severed head whilst high on weed. The internet collectively ROTFL and David Cameron’s otherwise pristine reputation plummeted deep into the core of the Earth.

There is some photographic evidence, and I warn you that these images may be disturbing. Needless to say, TRIGGER WARNING.

Best fucking news-story of the year.