i need in Words that Rhyme

I need.......

someone who truly loves me
even tho I’ve eleven toes
that thinks I’m very special
when they see me sans my clothes

be sleazy-louisey bawdy
and follow me at night
less of nice more naughty
run naked round in light

doesn’t want a caddy
they’ll love my Chevy truck
and when they get the hankering
they’ll just say let’s go f#@k

no trama or Obama
or Biden, Clinton, Trump
bullshit political drama
just skintight blue jeaned rump

I need someone to love me
just the way I am
I may not be a ribeye
and more a can of spam

One thing I assure you
right up to the end
I will always love you
your heart I’ll always mend