Blow your bro, get a Corvette in LOL

Okay, I cannot stop laughing at this article today.

Not just the title itself, but some of the quotes in it from the people involved.

I love how she’s all upset and suing for 3.2 million dollars AND A CORVETTE from the porn company, because, you know, a Corvette totally makes up for the damages she’s received as a result of accidentally giving her brother a gobby.

So that’s laugh number 2.

Then there’s the retaliation quote from the director:

“She’s a liar....Let’s not forget this is the same girl who allowed herself to be penetrated by the head of a dead Anaconda in Snake Hole. She has no moral standards.”

LOL. Fuck, porn is hilarious! I remember walking through an adult store once and seeing the title on one of the DVD’s, “Willy Wanker And The Fudge-Packing Factory” and I nearly lost it howling with laughter and had to steady myself from falling down the stairs! :D

Then, there’s the brother, who she blew, being a typical male in his response,

“I feel bad Maddy’s so upset about this, but it doesn’t bother me. Just another blowjob. Hell, I’d probably f*ck her too if I could wear a blindfold. At the end of the day, pussy is pussy.”

LOL, God I hope this is a real article, because I am cracking up here.