Blow your bro, get a Corvette in LOL
- Aug. 25, 2015, 9:17 p.m.
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Okay, I cannot stop laughing at this article today.
Not just the title itself, but some of the quotes in it from the people involved.
I love how she’s all upset and suing for 3.2 million dollars AND A CORVETTE from the porn company, because, you know, a Corvette totally makes up for the damages she’s received as a result of accidentally giving her brother a gobby.
So that’s laugh number 2.
Then there’s the retaliation quote from the director:
“She’s a liar....Let’s not forget this is the same girl who allowed herself to be penetrated by the head of a dead Anaconda in Snake Hole. She has no moral standards.”
LOL. Fuck, porn is hilarious! I remember walking through an adult store once and seeing the title on one of the DVD’s, “Willy Wanker And The Fudge-Packing Factory” and I nearly lost it howling with laughter and had to steady myself from falling down the stairs! :D
Then, there’s the brother, who she blew, being a typical male in his response,
“I feel bad Maddy’s so upset about this, but it doesn’t bother me. Just another blowjob. Hell, I’d probably f*ck her too if I could wear a blindfold. At the end of the day, pussy is pussy.”
LOL, God I hope this is a real article, because I am cracking up here.
~Octopussy~ ⋅ August 26, 2015
"I only got $100 dollars for my scene and I’m going to suffer a lifetime of emotional distress requiring costly psychological and psychiatric help. I’ve even lost my sobriety. I’m eventually gonna need to pay for rehab, in a couple years."
At some point, not now, I'm going to get sober!!! This quote had me CRACKING THE FUCK UP!!!!
KissOfLife! ~Octopussy~ ⋅ August 26, 2015
LOL! Yep, that's why I'm wondering how real this is - it's too hilarious.
kmh. ⋅ August 26, 2015
Oh my god LOL what the hell!
ladyfoxmccloud ⋅ August 26, 2015
It's not real. http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?p=1884767
The site has a history of quoting comedy sources as fact. As for being a well known porn star...good luck finding anything on her brother apart from this fake article.
KissOfLife! ladyfoxmccloud ⋅ August 27, 2015
Haha thankyou :)