tune of MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS in song parodies

midnight at the Broasis
pledge paddle by your bed
keg stands filling our faces
traces of roofies in cups red
Greek letters as a blank check
to go fuck shit up
let’s spend time with a beer bong, real strong
white privledge, oh what luck

frat boys… purchase all their friends
no charges are pressed
cops just… shut up and pretend
shut up and pretend

they don’t have to answer
no one reads them their rights
claim their names are all Dancer or Prancer
then off to another fight

I know your Daddy’s in congress
your family’s rich as balls
you’ve crashed your Beamer five times… but they don’t mind
their stocks just split this fall
they don’t attend their classes
though tuition’s full paid
they just sit on their asses
and harass the maid

frat boys… purchase all their friends
no charges are pressed
cops just… shut up and pretend
shut up and pretend
midnight at the Broasis
pledge paddle by your bed
keg stands filling our faces
traces of roofies in cups red