Avoiding work with a survey in Book of Lies.....

Do you have something you’re supposed to tell someone, but you haven’t yet?
Yes and I am doing everything in my power to avoid it....

The nearest window to you now - what colour curtains are on them?
Window? Curtain? What do those words mean. I am at work so.... they don’t hang curtains in tombs....

What type of food do you never really eat?
Not found of raw food but I have tried it. Hmmm.. anything flavored with ecoli.

Are you better at cooking dinners or making cakes/biscuits/sweets?
Dinner… especially if it needs some grilling

Have you ever cut someone else’s hair?
Heaven’s no…

Are you one of the oldest or youngest in your friendship group?
Older… depends on the definition of friends…

The shade of the colour of my eyes can be described as:
Green…just green

When was the last time you drank alcohol?
Lemme check my watch.... ;o)

Do you have a wild imagination?
Just read me and you tell me…

At what age did you stop believing in Santa?
THERE’S NO FUCKING SANTA!!!! YOU LIE!!!!

What’s the scariest film/tv show you’ve ever seen?
Evil Dead. Both version rock....

… Why was it so scary?
When the tree limbs crawl up the girl’s vagina.... I felt fairly uncomfortable…

Do you own a wok?
Yep…makes for a funny looking hat…

Is there a particular type of music you really don’t like?
Rap but truly to each there own… just not for me.

Do you like going to weddings?
Free booze is nice…

What do you have on your toast?
fruit preserves....

Who was the last person you know who became pregnant?
pass.

Do you or anyone in your house have a severe allergy?
not boogery in the least

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
both, don’t wish to sleep my life away… but night out of the two…

Beach, city or mountains?
Beach then Mountains then City

What type of ice cream is your favourite?
Anything that is chocolatey

What letter does your middle name start with?
N/A

Who was the last guest in your house and what were they staying for?
relatives… just to come to Michigan and mooch off the good weather and have fun

What was your favourite park ride as a child?
Theme parks .... Roller coaster

What’s the first thing you’d see if you opened your fridge?
A never ending supply of culinary delights

Do you have a stapler at your house?
yep

What noise really irritates you?
I am not a fan of many loud noises....

Would you rather read a book or listen to an audiobook?
read.

What fad were you actually into?
Is smoking weed a fad.... no… well then cut off jeans…

How many people approximately live in your town/city?
Under 20 grand

What country would you never want to visit?
Oops … I misread this.... the country I would NEVER want to visit would probably be Syria at the moment....

Do you know any other languages other than English?
no

Do you lock your door when you are in your house?
Yes to keep nefarious individuals like me from intruding

What is larger - your book or dvd collection?
toss up I have a fair amount of both..

What job do you think deserves to be paid higher?
Out of what jobs....

What was the last spontaneous thing you did?
Not for this page thanks…

You get a call at 2am - your first thought is:
Who Died......whose sick.... who needs their ass kicked for calling me at 2 am…

Do you like blue cheese? Not bad actually, great for minty fresh breath
Have you ever been drunk? Ever or forever…
Do you own a gun? Armed and dangerous I am afraid....
What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite? It was red I think. Actually I liked just eating the mix and not screw around with the water part.
Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Not at all.
What do you think of hot dogs? I like them.
Favourite Christmas movie? Die Hard
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Ice Coffee (Mocha)
Can you do push ups? Oh yes…
What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? I like gold stuff
Favorite hobby? Travel to see new and exciting places…
Do you have A.D.D.? No
What’s your favorite shoe? KSwiss had a sneaker I bought that was really comfortable but for me it is about the deal… not the label..
Middle name? snord
Name 3 drinks you regularly drink (non-booze)? Coffee, water and whatever juice strikes my fancy
Current worry? Die a bitter and lonely person on a dirty street corner in a town where I do not know its (or my) name
Current hate right now? Why would one choose to hate…
How did you bring in the New Year? I believe I was reclined watching the tube this last year…Michigan sucks for going out as new years eve it always is crappy weather…
Where would you like to go? Europe
Do you own slippers? Yes indoor and outdoor
What color shirt are you wearing right now? Green dress shirt
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Noooooo.... feel weird..
Can you whistle? like a bird…
Favourite colour? Black and green for the tie
Would you be a pirate? The boys have their secret ways on board so I think I”ll pass you scurvy dog…
What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t.
Favorite Girl’s Name? All depends on who I am sweet on… so my secret…
Favorite boy’s name? dumbass…
What’s in your pocket right now? Keycard to the door
Last thing that made you laugh? Something on line… youtube
Best bed sheets as a child? ???
Worst injury you’ve ever had as a child? Fell off a fallen tree that I was walking across and tore the skin off the whole side of my chest
Do you love where you live? I dislike winter so Michigan has to become a distant memory
How many dogs do you have? One… Mr. Stinky Butthole.
What is your favorite book? The Stand by Stephen King
What is your favorite candy? Chocolate…
Favorite Sports Team? Michigan State Spartans.
What song do you want played at your funeral? Makes Me Wanna Die

Last updated July 31, 2015