6 word stories in Flash

Triumph:

I came, I saw, I conquered. (stolen)

I love you, you love me.

Dog is my friend, always, forever.

Whoops:

I lost my temper, bad results.

Bad recipe, bad execution, bad heartburn.

Dropped my toast, where's my carbs?

Word Play:

Almost impossible to say, I can't.

When the sun shines, it's shiny.

I lay me down to sheep.