Movie Review: Jurassic World. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

An entertaining campy dark comedy.

I’m the type of person who laughs at the wrong moments. The entire plot of the movie shouldn’t be a secret to anybody not living under a rock the past twenty years. I’m not into gore; this movie didn’t feel like goreporn. I just found myself constantly laughing at every human death, and kind of rooting for the dinosaurs to do as much damage as possible.

As an aside: THE TOKEN BLACK GUY DOESN’T DIE.

Also, they very clearly set-up possible sequels. I predict they’ll end up calling it Jurassic World War.