to the tune of That's Amore (2) in song parodies

  • June 10, 2015, 3:18 a.m.
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When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce,
that’s Fieri.
When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom,
that’s Fieri.
Spice will be kicked-on-up-a-notch, kicked-on-up-a-notch
just like old Lagasse…
Will you dare eating-in-Times-Square, eating-in-Times-Square
where the food is so costly?

When your show needs a guy who could ruin pizza pie,
Guy Fieri!
When the brunt of your schtick is your hair’s frosted tips
you’re a schmuck!
Something called “Donkey Sauce” leaving you at a loss
food but just barely!
Excuse me, but you see, that’s just food poisoning
Guy Fieri!

When its onion rings tossed in a fattening sauce,
that’s Fieri.
When a fried butter bomb makes you just wanna vom,
that’s Fieri.
Spice will be kicked-on-up-a-notch, kicked-on-up-a-notch
just like old Lagasse…
Will you dare eating-in-Times-Square, eating-in-Times-Square
where the food is so costly?

When your show needs a guy who could ruin pizza pie,
Guy Fieri!
When the brunt of your schtick is your hair’s frosted tips
you’re a schmuck!
Something called “Donkey Sauce” leaving you at a loss
food but just barely!
Excuse me, but you see, that’s just food poisoning
Guy Fieri!


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