mad maximus in poetry

Walking down the beach with Jesus
I saw where there was both our sets of footprints
then I saw when there was just one
so I asked Jesus what was up.
“Where there was one set of footprints, my son,
that was where I forced you to carry me around
like Master Blaster.”
And then Jesus started growling and yelling
“P-CHOO, P-CHOO, P-CHOO!”
like He was fighting Mad Max in The Thunderdome.

I guess, you crucify a guy and let Him die
He’s gonna come out crazy on the other side
but considering He’s the son of God I dunno
you’d think He could get beyond Thunderdome.