Who's day was it to watch? Shit in Normal entries

You know how you’re sitting there watching your favorite team (tigers or redwings or go fuck yourself) and they are up by a slim margin, but you really need another bag of dorritos and a Mickeys wide mouth, and you come back and they are down, and, though you know there is no logic to it, you feel responsible because you let your focus slip, like maybe if you were there to shout “Hey ref, you’re missing a great game” your team (tigers, redwings or go fuck yourself) would have won?

I Went to the fridge for a few days, stopped paying close attention to America, and BAM! Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton are bidding on their respective parties 2016 nomination. I know, some journalists have been saying this would happen for months, but, I thought they were trying to be funny, like moving to the political cartoon arena for credibility and integrity.

I hope the DNC and the RNC, disrespectively, are laughing their fat king-maker asses off. Otherwise I think the 2016 primaries are going to look like a clown car stuffed with elephant waste. Even worse, what sort of mistake, tragic teaparty backwash, could the RNC saddle Jeb Bush with that make him look even worse? I can’t imagine a Hillary running mate either.

I do know if Jeb gets the nod we should probably have the Chinese count the ballots. Hillary had a health care program that I really liked; back in the 90’s. She’s looking battle weary and Ben Ghazi scarred and has to keep her shoes under the bed because the closets are full of skeletons. But, using the sort of hyperbole yet shoe-fitting analogy, Jeb has probably held up a liquor store.

I don’t know. I’m never going to the fridge again.