15-06.03.107 in Book Two: The Fifteenth Year of the Third Millennium of the Common Era

  • June 3, 2015, 6:18 p.m.
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Such a strange and interesting day.

Last night after the super weird with Wife, we went to bed.... or I went to bed. Wife was lazily half-doing things around the house until about 3:30 am. BUT… I couldn’t sleep because my back was killing me! After I heard the gentle sounds of Wife Snore, I grabbed a blanket and some pillows and set up a semi-elevated nest next to the bed to give my back some more support. Really did wonders to help me sleep, actually.

I woke up an hour before my alarm and dinked around on my phone. Wife woke up, looked over the bed, and got concerned. I explained it simply enough, that it was my back, and Wife went back to sleep. I came out to the living room to play Facebook to while away an hour or two before the Tax Store opened. For some reason… as I was playing Facebook Games… a thought began to germinate in my head. I was pretty ridiculously horny. I hadn’t been able to relieve that kind of tension in a while. And I got to thinking… I honestly could not remember when the last time I had sex was. I was trying to think about it and figure it out and… nope… could not remember. I start giving serious thought to… should I try to relieve that tension now and risk Wife waking up… or hope to have time later today. When all of a sudden, I hear my wife calling me from the bedroom… she asks me to come in… and when I do she smiles at me like the cat that caught the canary. She tells me she is chewing gum to make her breath tasty… and pats the empty spot in the bed next to her. Then… the best sex we’ve had in a long time. Don’t get me wrong… I appreciate it a LOT… but, for obvious reasons… kind of weird.



After a quick shower, I was off to the Tax Man to get some stuff taken care of. After a long, boring 2 hours… had to race to work… so… felt kind of forced to hit up a Burger King just because I was starving. :(

But at work… quick work day that, again, included good conversation with the sweet and attractive 24 year old that works in my department. BUT… get this. We were talking about how businesses seem more and more hellbent to try to be LIKE wal-mart in an effort to compete with wal-mart (which is awful and sad). But as we were talking she said “I hate Wal-Mart. I try to shop there as little as possible because of Wal Mart 72. This peaked my interest as that is where Wife works, so I invited her to continue. She stated “The customers there are the worst people in the entire city of Omaha and the parking lot is filled with selfish degenerates. Seriously, whenever I leave there I’m just enraged and pissed off at all of mankind.” Uhm… holy shit, dude. So… my wife… and now sweet 24 year old… both who claim being in this store turns them into Rage Monsters. That… that is interesting and noteworthy!


FOOD JOURNAL

1 Small Burger King Fries
1 Bacon Cheddar Tender Crisp Sandwich
1 Small Dr. Pepper
1 Piece Hot Tamale Pie
2 Glasses of Orange Juice


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