lazy at work mammoth survey in Book of Lies.....

Five things you will find if you open my wallet:
1.$$
2.driver’s license
3.credit cards/ bank cards
4.savings cards
5.bullshit

Five things in my bedroom:
1.TV
2.lamp
3.dressers
4.bed
5.clothes

Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:
1.Visit all 50 states…11 to go…
2.Visit the Caribbean
3. Find Nirvana
4.Become an acknowledged writer…
5.Be happy

Five things that make me very happy:
1.All my secrets…
2.Good friends…
3.Laughter
4.Beautiful Earth
5.Nice weather

Five things I’m currently into:
1.Writing
2.Travel planning
3.Gathering funds for a final day of work…
4.Scheming
5.Reinventing

Five things on my to-do list:
See above…

Five things some people may or may not know about me:
It wouldn’t be true if I said…

Do you have anyone you fully trust?
Nope....

What kind of pants did you wear today?
Dress slacks

How old is your television?
Which one....there are three not including devices for computer work

Do you have a laptop or desktop?
Yes

When did you last talk on the phone with someone?
I’m at work so minutes… the phone is ringing as I type

Are you currently sleepy?
Negative… (java induced wakefulness)

Have you ever deleted Facebook friends for a significant other?
Nope.

Have you ever had bad trust issues with someone?
Not too bad

What accent do you think is the most attractive?
French/ Italian.... it is a tie

Do you own any television series box sets?
that would be a no

Have you ever been in a fight with your best friend?
Yes.... no punches but fairly heated…

Do you have high standards?
No I am fairly comfortable in my skin as is....

When did you last receive a hug and who was it from?
hmmm you don’t know them....

Do you take any advanced classes?
college grad..
What is your lucky number?
23

Was the last movie you watched a horror film?
No… not sure what you would call it.... “The last thing before I go “.... I think

Do you own a lot of tee shirts?
Uncountable…

Do you plan your outfits ahead of time?
Not really.

Have you ever spent the night in jail?
Nope.

Would you say you’re a bad influence on others?
Occasionally… ;)

Describe your favorite jacket?
Not on my list of things to favor

Are you a colorful person or quite bland?
My guess is yes

List one word to describe your significant other?
female

Do you handle pain well?
Somewhere in the middle

Have you ever been so nervous you threw up?
Nope.

Where is your favorite place to go when you’re depressed?
Inside myself

Do you remember the first survey you took?
I can’t remember the last survey I took

How many friends do you have on Facebook?
Zero

Have you ever watched fight videos for amusement?
No.

In high school, were you in trouble a lot?
A fair amount but nothing too drastic…

Do you enjoy your hairstyle?
Whatever.

Do you have long hair or short hair?
shorter

How much make up do you wear on a daily basis?
Ummmmm

What is your favorite television show?
Network probably the big bang theory....otherwise I am a movie junkie

Do you have a leather jacket?
Not anymore…

Do you think anyone dislikes you for no reason?
Can’t think of anyone really

Do you have any children?
nope

Have you ever been interviewed on television before?
When I was a kid.

Do you have weak upper body strength?
I’m ok....

What is the worst insult someone can call you?
heartless

Do you write on your hands a lot?
No.

Are you good at sketching?
Sadly no..

Do you think hugs are awkward?
No.

Do you think facial hair is gross?
It is dirty.... looks ok I guess but I prefer not to have hair encircling my mouth

Would you ever dye your hair an unnatural color?
Yes!

What color was the last cup you drank from?
white

Ever play Angry Birds?
No

Did you think it was annoying, like I did?
it looks annoying

Have you ever been to the zoo before?
Yes

What instruments do you know how to play?
percussion

How late did you stay up last night?
11

How late do you plan on staying up tonight?
???

Whose wall did you post on last?
no walls

Are you a mostly blunt person?
Yeah.

Have you ever done hard drugs before?
Yes.

Has anyone ever been weirdly obsessed with you?
don’t think so…

Do you own a Snuggie?
please.....

What is your favorite band of all time?
Pink Floyd.... but so many to choose…

Would you consider getting a tattoo any time soon?
It’s a possibility

Are you afraid someone might steal your identity someday?
It’s happened regarding some credit cards.

Are there any paintings on your wall?
no

Speaking of which, what color are your walls painted?
poop

Do you have any talents that come naturally?
;o)

What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
I like rings

Is there a place you’d rather live right now?
Florida or somewhere tropical…Hawaii etc

What movie did you last watch with someone?
see above

Do you go out often?
Occasionally

Are you afraid of airplane rides?
Nope.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Two or more

Do you consider yourself a sensitive person?
Nah

What’s the best Valentine’s Day gift you’ve gotten?
No kiss and tell

Is there anyone who is overly nice to you?
some

What do you think is the best smell in the world?
The scent of a woman

If you’re reading a book, what page are you currently on?
please

Do you think people are intimidated by you?
some at work.... definitely some of my clientele

Do you have a job you like?
It’s ok

Have you ever lived with a roommate before?
Many

What song is your favorite right now?
hard to pick

Have you ever had a surprise at your doorstep?
nope

Do you like candles?
Yes

Would you prefer internet or television?
Internet.

What is something you lose often?
my train of thought.... I have a lot of voices up here

Do you enter a lot of sweepstakes?
fair amount… if they are free.... I do not gamble…

What is your favorite possession in your room?
My comfy bed I guess

What will you be doing in the next ten minutes?
working

How old is your oldest sibling?
My half sister is fairly old …

Do you consider yourself physically active?
I try to be

How many scarves do you own, if any at all?
None

Do you have any cuts or scratches as of now?
Nope

Where did you last sleep?
My bed

Do you have Netflix?
No

Are you colorblind?
No.

Do you know anyone personally who is colorblind?
A friend

Do you enjoy dancing?
Use too not so much these days… not sure why

Have you ever considered writing a novel?
Considered it yes

Who was the last person who unexpectedly texted you?
Brad

What was the last thing you carried to your room?
Water

The the next time you’ll be drinking?
This weekend… shindig at my cousins…

Looking forward to something this weekend?
see above

Has anyone smoked in your car?
that is a no no

Which class are you doing the worst in?
that’s behind me but the class I disliked the most was police and community relations… ironic with todays headlines…

Best thing that happened to you this summer? Last summer? I can’t recall one thing

Do you think if you want a girl’s attention engaging her then ignoring her works?
ridiculous…

Something you wish your parents would let you do:
Give my financial responsibilities to my brother to deal with for a while.

Do you like people that remind you of yourself?
Umm never met that person…

Do you donate anything?
Yes. Clothes, personal property…

Is there anyone you are holding a grudge against?
Nope

Is there anyone holding a grudge against you?
Doubt it.

What are some of your pet peeves?
dishonesty… laziness…

Did you get into and attend your first choice college?
yes…go green

When was the first moment you discovered love?
age 15 I think… and yes the heart was broken....

What’s the best mistake you’ve ever made?
I would not be a mistake then would it…

How long has it been since you’ve ridden a schoolbus?
Years

Whats the worst Christmas present you’ve ever gotten?
there is no such thing…

What would you do if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they wanted to wake up to you every morning?
guess I would appreciate the sentiment.... whether it came to fruition depends on karmic attraction…

What’s the last song you listened to?
Jamie’s Crying

Did you wear a jacket today?
No.

Do you have any homework for the week?
negative

Does the person you fell hardest for still talk to you?
gone our separate ways

Do you laugh when you’re nervous?
No

Don’t you hate how some people act cool for their friends?
I guess…

Could you last a whole month without videogames?
sure

Could you last a whole month without music?
I would be a major drag

Deep conversations/Quick talk?
Both

In the last month have you hugged somebody?
Yes

Have you told somebody you loved them in the past week?
sure

How’s your girlfriend?
NOYB

Twilight is…
setting sun twilight is amzing..... movie.... yawn…

Have you ever sat on a rooftop?
Yes.

Would you rather be serious the whole week or funny?
both but funny of the two..

Does your last name start with A-K?
nope

Do you know what an oxymoron is?
Yes.

Any advice for a 5-year old?
It doesn’t last, kid.

What’s one good thing that’s happened today?
I guess I woke up not dead, sick or unhappy…

Are you scared more of life or death?
That would be a very long answer.

Any last words?
I can’t think of anything

Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend in 6 months?
Anything can happen

Do you want to see somebody right now?
…yes…

Are you happy?
I’m not unhappy

If you were a potato and you got fried into a chip, what flavor would you want to be? oh brother…

Does a person using the word “Dude” make you think less of them because they don’t seem as educated enough to use other words?
No because it is probably being said in jest…

How do you think it’ll feel to be 19? If you already reached that age, how was/is it? fabulous…

About how far can you count to before you get real bored and go watch some T.V. instead?
very very far.... TV is not that big of a deal…

You have no idea who Hidden In Plain View is, do you?
Yes

When was the last time you’ve went to Chuck E. Cheese’s?
years with family members.... it sucks…

Have you ever won a game of Minesweeper? Like ever?
No

that is all.....

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Last updated June 03, 2015