Chocolate-Covered Almonds in Boredoms

I bought 2/3 a pound of em today. Pick-A-Mix…but I had to be boring and not get a mix of anything. I just wanted the almonds.

When I got home today some high-level douche parked his car in such a way as to render the space next to him challenging to park in. I thought very hard about parking beside him and slamming my car door into his on my way out but I chickened out. Fortunately, one of the other people in my building did it…several times. He’s my hero for the day.

I don’t like the phrase “don’t hate the player, hate the game”. What sense does that make? The game only exist because people play it. That’s like saying “Don’t hate the murderer, hate the murder”. It’s not the guy who kills someone who deserves hate, it’s the concept of murder you need to blame. It’s a convenient phrase for shrugging off douchebaggery, that’s all.