Zombeaver Bear in Boredoms
- June 2, 2015, 5:24 p.m.
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Let’s get this out of the way: yes I did watch Zombeavers on Netflix the other day. And I made someone else watch it with me. I had to, it looked so terrible. It actually wasn’t bad in it’s own way. And it surprised us by having the character we pegged for dying first make it to the end so that’s always fun. It also brought about an unexpected discussion on oral sex, specifically guys being unwilling to go down on women which my friend told me was a pretty common sentiment. Really guys? Really? I don’t know if this was a case of her having very bad luck with partners being douchey or if it is as common as she says it is (guys are pretty shitty so I’d believe it) but more than anything I find the reasons for it stupid. According to her some guys just think it’s too messy (SERIOUSLY?! Sex is messy! Get the fuck over it and please your fucking girlfriend) and more often than not guys complain about taste. I get that. After all, penises taste like strawberries so we’re pretty lucky there.
I’ve heard a guy complain about that once and it pissed me off. The reason it pissed me was because, at the very time he was talking about how awful the taste is, he was drinking a Bud Lite. I wanted to say something to the effect of: “Hey, let me ask you something…when you first drank Bud Lite, which you clearly love to now, was it the best tasting thing you ever drank? No. Not it wasn’t because Budweiser tastes like fucking ass. I’ve never even tasted ass but I bet I would like it more than Budweiser. But you suppressed the screams of agony from your taste buds and drank that shit until they just gave up and shut down and you mistook that for you now enjoying it. And you did that because you wanted your friends to think you were a man for drinking beer. So, you did all that to impress your friends but you won’t devote any effort to pleasing your girlfriend? You just don’t deserve one, guy.” I really should have said that. Guys upset me.
I watched 2 minutes worth of The Sound of Music at work today. I was standing around waiting for a manager so I figured why not? I’ve never seen it. The manager got to me before I could see much of anything. I never got to find out what the hills were alive with the sound of…Roxy said “bees”. I don’t really know much about bees or the areas they populate but it’s safe to say that if those hills have flowers they probably have bees.
Phade ⋅ June 02, 2015
I don't know what the complaint is, as it shouldn't taste gross or anything. If dudes don't wanna go down on their girl because of some masculine bullshit, I always want to roll my eyes and be like, then go suck some dick then (which is probably not a PC thing to say heh). Oddly enough, I've been with a few girls who didn't LIKE guys going down on them and I had to sadly restrain myself from doing it.
ICanDoASumbersault Phade ⋅ June 02, 2015
I've know girls who don't care for it either...I don't really understand why but I'm not female so I can't really say if it's abnormal or not.
Deleted user ICanDoASumbersault ⋅ June 03, 2015
I don't think it's abnormal per say, but I don't know much, since I'm one of those girls who really likes being pleased orally. But I mean, from what I have HEARD, some people don't like the way it feels or the notion that their partner has been "down there" with his/her face. All signs lead to neurotic and also just... eh. Personal preference.
ICanDoASumbersault Deleted user ⋅ June 03, 2015
I can see it being problematic from a "sanitary" standpoint, I guess. An intimate setting is a poor place for such thoughts, though. It's sad to have that mentality.
Sal Fakename ⋅ June 02, 2015
Assuming it exists, you should watch Zombeefalo next.
ICanDoASumbersault Sal Fakename ⋅ June 02, 2015
I will hunt for it high and low
Deleted user ⋅ June 03, 2015
This was a fantastic entry, and I thank you for sharing your thoughts with us. It really made me think about the difference of taste in both dicks and vaginas, how often they are commented upon/discussed, and how it seems like people fear the vagina.
The Vagina. It is The Danger.
Unless... I hear weird rumors all the time. Like if a guy eats certain fruit, his jizz really will taste somewhat sweet. Who the hell knows if these things are true, and if so, they are probably determined by genetics or something we can't actually control.
ICanDoASumbersault Deleted user ⋅ June 03, 2015
Yeah, there are all manner of weird speculation where that's concerned. I think there's a direct correlation between people who fear vaginas and people who are shitty. Like when you own a dog and you bring a new person around and the dog just fucking hates that person...that's usually a sign the person is shitty. And I just totally made a comparison between vaginas and dogs...that just happened.