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My baby long
Great gosh a’mighty my baby tall
Sleeps with her head in the kitchen
And her feets out in the hall — She Caught the Katy

Oh, I will probably link the song at the bottom, hopefully with Taj Mahall doing it. I’m just playing with Word 2013. Also, the whole entry a day sort of thing. I lack discipline. If I can maintain discipline here I can expand discipline.

Writing whatever weird ass shit pops into my head is not the classical definition of discipline, but, to be fair, I hardly write all the weird ass shit that pops into my head. If Prosebox handed out medals I should get the one for Least Likely To Show Restraint, And Yet Does Anyhow. Don’t ask why; I don’t know.

Now someone might wonder why my long tall baby has feets on account of feet already being the plural of foots and feets almost implies more than two and/or two’s. It’s a blues song for the sake of gosh a’mighty (which is the phrase you should be wondering about; not all who wonder are found). Gosh is good and gosh is great according to the corp ron.

Another popular question from the peanut gallery might could be; yeah but, how far is the kitchen from the hall and how far into the kitchen is your long tall babies head? I mean shit a’mighty, I’ve seen kittens do that and them kittens was no bigger than a minute, and, seeing as they had four of them, those kittens had feets.

Ok, so 2013 works. I have never quite understood why anyone buys a new Microsoft product, it’s a lot like the last one only buggier and three months later, gosh willing and the crick don’t rise, there will be at least one decimal point apology version, and by the time the decimal points hit mid single digits it almost works as well as the previous version and it’s time for a new one. Just saying.