Definition of Christianity... in Controversy, opinions, etc.

  • April 7, 2015, 11:58 p.m.
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This is one of the best I’ve heard so far:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie (who was his own father) can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul which is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense if you put it that way!


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