Ok an honest to goodness regular survey,,, in Book of Lies.....

DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR AN APARTMENT?
Neither.

WOULD YOU SAY IT IS BIG OR SMALL?
Neither. I’m serious

DO YOU HAVE A WELCOME MAT? Yes

DOES IT SAY SOMETHING?
Welcome! I spent hours deciding the right greeting
DO YOU HAVE A DISHWASHER OR DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR DISHES BY HAND?
Wash them off and sanitize in the DW.

HOW MANY PLANTS DO YOU HAVE INSIDE?
3 pots with about 5 plants

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE THAT YOU PUT YOUR KEYS?
Bowl on the kitchen counter.

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR STOCKED WITH ANYTHING?
Cold air.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BREAD?
In my wallet.

IS YOUR BATHROOM CLEAN?
Pretty clean.

WHAT IS YOUR BATHROOM’S THEME?
Pass on commentary for the sake of all humanity

HOW MANY RUGS DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE?
8
DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS?
Yes I do as I am a delight for all who wander amongst me.

IF SO DO YOU GET ALONG WITH THEM?
Very well thanks.

ARE THERE ANY STRAY CATS AROUND?
Not any more… ;o)

DO YOU HAVE A DVD PLAYER IN YOUR BEDROOM? No.

WHICH ROOM WOULD YOU SAY YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME IN? “
Awake my living room

DO YOU HAVE A POOL OR JACUZZI WHERE YOU LIVE? Nope..just a pond full of fishys.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DVD THAT YOU OWN?
Let the right on In.

HOW ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CD THAT YOU OWN?
CD… America.

WHERE IS YOUR STEREO OR RADIO LOCATED IN YOUR HOME? Living room.

DO YOU HAVE A COFFEE MAKER? Yep.

DO YOU HAVE AN AREA DESIGNATED FOR ALCOHOL? Besides my tummy the refrig then consumed on the deck.

HOW MANY TELEVISIONS DO YOU HAVE? 3

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS? 16 of em.

WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALLs? Paint.

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE? In a tooth paste holder on the sink countertop.

DO YOU HAVE A DEN OR AN OFFICE? Just a spare bedroom where the desk and computer is kept.

DO YOU LIVE CLOSE TO ANY STORES? Everything.

DO YOU HAVE A WALK IN CLOSET AND IF NOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE? NO and OBVIOUSLY lol

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HANGING FROM THE CEILING? That damn neighbor kid who kept on fishing in front of my sliders. (kidding)

DOES YOUR KITCHEN HAVE A THEME?
A theme....funny.

IS IT A PAIN TO DUST YOUR LIVING SPACE?
It’s what I live for.

WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
The floor.

DO YOU HAVE A GAME SYSTEM?
yes

HOW MANY TELEPHONES ARE IN YOUR HOME? Three land lines all which barely work and are for stalkers to call and end up in the land of never heard voice mail..

DO YOU HAVE A FIREPLACE AND IF SO DO YOU USE IT OFTEN? No… I wish I had one.

WHAT KIND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE? Amana. You should be concerned that I know such a thing without being home…and be sad.... very very sad

DO YOU HAVE ANY FIGURINES OF ANGELS AROUND? Yes.

DO YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE BLINDS OR CURTAINS OR KEEP THEM SHUT? Depends if I’m neked or not.

HOW MANY COMPUTERS ARE IN YOUR DWELLING SPACE? One desk top, two lap tops, 3 tablets …geeked out fairly well....

WHAT COMPANY DO YOU USE FOR INTERNET ACCESS AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST? Charter and it’s a bundle.