Fry 'em up! in Adventures in paradise

I just took a look at myself in the bathroom mirror, and burst out in a fit of laughter.

I may have gone to the pool between 11am and 4pm today, and may have not applied sunscreen right away.
It was a deliberate move though. Andrew was always saying I never tanned well because I smothered on the sunscreen.
I thought that putting sunscreen on would just prevent the burning, not prevent a tan altogether!
So, I only applied sunscreen to my face, nose, ears and neck, and my feet, because, well who really cares about those tanning.

I then just swam and sunbaked, only applying sunscreen to the rest of me after about a half hour. I figured that would be long enough before I started to combust on the spot and cause a fire hazard for the staff.

I may have overestimated how long a half hour was.

My gay hottie was at the pool again today. I swear he has to be a homo. I mean, straight guys just do not have abs and tans and figures like that, nor do they have great swimwear fashion or a perfect bubble-butt (which I got a great view of as he rolled onto his front to tan his back).

So that’s my excuse. I got distracted. How dare he?

There was another guy there who I got a gay vibe from also. He was alright but not as hot as the first guy.
A REALLY hot twink turned up later in the afternoon also, but the fact I’m pretty sure he was with his mum made him WAY too young LOL.
I messaged Andrew though. He would’ve had a field day with that one.
And MAN he could swim fast. I would’ve struggled to be halfway up the pool in the time this kid had done two whole laps!

Anyway, I only really noticed how ‘sunkissed’ I was when I went to the gym afterwards and was changing. My face sort of appeared white but the rest of me was brown LOL. I could have joined the circus! It was pretty funny. Just as well I’d be wearing clothes and noone would notice.

So cue back to just before when I got a proper look at myself shirtless in the mirror at home.
MAN I look good! Seriously. Initially I burst out laughing at how brown I am, but a tan seriously does wonders. It makes my body look sooo much more attractive than the albino look it’s used to.

I just had to go to the pool today though. It was my last full day off for a while and it was a scorcher of a day also. Like holy hell. I made the mistake of wearing pants down to the corner shop (because I was stupidly trying to make a fashion statement that I looked better in them) and by the time I got back, I looked like I’d run a 10km marathon.

Of course after that, I went to the pool didn’t I?

My next shower is going to sting, I know it. I don’t feel overly burned but bits of me do where I could have applied the sunscreen maybe 15 minutes earlier or so.
However, this should tan nicely over the next few days, hopefully. It already looks amazing now!