buy now in poetry

You’re Running Out Of Chances To Buy-Low
On The Investment Opportunity
That Is My Love

I Prefer A Single-Investor Situation
But If A Time-Share’s What You Need
I’m Open To Negotiations

In A Market That’s So Up And Down
I Know The Ins And Outs
And I Like To Snuggle Afterwards

If You Show A Little Interest
It Could Generate Great Dividends
Let’s Be Friends And More Than Friends
This Is Your Last Chance To Buy In
While I’m Still A Penny Stock

I’m About To Skyrocket
I’m About To Blow Up
The Times Are Quite Nearly
Not So Goddamned Tough
And You Will Wish
You Bought Low On Me

Buy Now
Operators Are Standing By
Which Is To Say
Here’s My Number
Buy Now