Not about wa*king! in blackpropaganda

I seemed to have signed up to a site called StumbleUpon which send me the odd email telling me about stories I might be interested in. Clearly the categories of story I suggested I might be interested in are clear from what came in today
12 Things a guy thinks when you sit on his face
For reference purposes I thought I should put them down here - I thought I would be most concerned with No 4

1. Oh you want me to go down on you.... so why are you keeping me on my back? This isn’t making sense.
2. I see what’s going on here. This took me a second. We’re going to shake things up, aren’t we? And by “shake things up” I mean you’re going to sit on my face.
3. This is so porny! There is nothing wrong with that. It’s actually preferable.
4. I can’t breathe. I need a signal for you to give me some air that isn’t me throwing you off me in a panic.
5. My eye is basically in her butt. Is this… is this how all adults get pink eye?
6. I have no choice but to make her orgasm. She will not release me from her grip until then.
7. How can I do hand stuff? Can I wedge my hand over my face?
8. I guess I can just use my nose instead. It’s already in there.
9. Please don’t crush my head. There is so much pressure.
10. Can you reach my penis from there? I’m just saying, if you want to, you totally can.
11. Do you want to reverse cowgirl this? Is a suggestion I would make if I could actually talk.
12. Are you coming or is my world ending? I can’t even see anymore. It’s just pitch black and vibrations, like an earthquake in a cave.

Anyway - it makes a change from my usual healthy chat about walking!

And before I walked yesterday we had to do some internet banking (careful, that is not a euphemism for another activity - which I seemed to put in instead of walk yesterday). I get paranoid when I am transferring money - especially to Spain since all the numbers must be right. There are so many stories of money going astray. Still, it seems it all worked OK - but I wonder in this time of closing bank branches etc how people without computers cope.

One thing was good - when I tried to send money to Spain from my credit card it was refused - and within five minutes the phone rang from the credit card company fraud division - they had noted this odd transfer since I had never used it before - and they checked it had not been stolen. Now I am pleased about that since once I had rung them and shown my bona fides (ohh mrs) it was cleared.

No walking today - and rain foecast - maybe a little light reading and face sitting.