sexist survey in Book of Lies.....

What’s the worse when it comes them dudes?

You know when they talk they’re picturing you nude.

How about when you are not acting a lady?

they call you a slut for being so shady.

When do boys finally become men?

The day that they die, and probably not then.

What’s a big lie about most of the girls?

They aren’t about sex but diamonds and pearls.

Should men still be gallant when out on a date?

If it ends with a handshake then ungallant is just great.

What’s best way to be bit of a flirt?

Bright smile, cute blouse and a fairly short skirt.

Can men open up and ever get it quite right?

It’s best if they keep the mouth shut very tight.

Why are women so soft, tender and sweet?

Genetics my friends, brains over meat.

We all want to see you can we have just one look?

Look to the last page when I publish the book....