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I just about had a heart attack when I opened a hand-written letter in the mail today that was an invitation to my friend Vicky’s ENGAGEMENT.

I never in my life thought she would be getting married. In fact, growing up, I’m sure she was so against it. I guess things change!

There was a note stuck in with it saying ‘There is plenty of space in our backyard for people to pitch a tent if you want to crash the night.’ LOL. Ohhhh, country-people, how you amuse me.
This city kid shall be booking a HOTEL (if I do indeed accept the invitation) or I’ll probably just crash at my parents place which is in a nearby town. Just means more molah hiring a car etc and buying gifts etc ergh why do you straight people have to have such expensive events just to show off your love?

There is no way I’m setting up a tent and a swag in someone’s back yard, as appealing as the idea is of being eaten alive by mosquitoes. Having said that, I camped often as a kid, but I haven’t camped since I was a country person myself, and even I don’t like admitting that’s where my roots were…

My notice-board in my room is filling up with so much crap that it’s overflowing. I have to RSVP to my brother’s wedding haha, so I guess that one’s pretty important. Maybe I’ll go pick up that stupid suit if/when I go out to Vicky’s engagement and kill two birds with one stone.

Also nearly had a heart-attack when I randomly jumped on the scales a few hours ago. 91.4kg LOL. Where the hell did that come from? I mean, I know I lost my gym pass and all but that was only for a week and it’s not like I do much cardio there anyway. Maybe because I’m not working nights anymore I’m not filling as much stock and I’m putting on weight?
It’s not a bad thing, really. Extra weight just means I have something to work off. And I’ve replaced that card and have been twice since I did, although I was lazy last night and didn’t go, when I really should have. I keep coming up with a lame excuse, like ‘Ohh it’s 10pm, it’s a bit too late’ because that was my old night-time routine. Nowadays I’m meant to be sleeping by that time, and even though it was a day off the next morning (this morning), I still made the excuse. Then I don’t like doing during the day because it is staffed and I just prefer it when they aren’t there, for some stupid reason, which basically gives me around a 2-hour window haha. It’s so different being a day person! I never had these issues going there at 1am after work. Nowadays that just isn’t very feasible, although I should have forced myself to.
Now with the scales reading like I’m a fat person for the first time in my life, I feel like it’s encouraging me to “get a move on fat-ass” :P It basically means I’ve put on 21kg in around about 6 years or so. Which I think suits me, but now that I’m in my 30’s, I have to be careful, given that my dad ballooned into his early 30’s. There must be some genes in it.

Speaking of working out, I was reading this hilarious article this morning about working out your penis LOL. Apparently it’s an actual thing where you slide a silicon thingy over your dick and lift it up and down whilst you have an erection. They are claiming the program uses roughly the same program that women have used for years with their pelvic-floor workouts after childbirth.
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe women had attach weights to their vaginas during that workout!

I’m feeling pretty chuffed that I’ve managed to come up with a few witty responses to news articles in the past 24 hours. You know how you’ll see an article and then usually see the top comment that people have liked the most? Well, somehow, I’VE been that top post not once, but twice! I’ll see if I can find them haha.

Gah, and would you believe the second article has been deleted?
The second one was an article on how one of Gina Reinhart’s (richest women in the world) mines in Western Australia has a crane topple over while there was a site inspector there! Whoops!!
So I assume maybe the ABC has been contacted with legal action over a false article or something? Wouldn’t surprise me if it was true though.
Anyway, so my response to that was “Nothing a bribe won’t fix…” which gained like 22 likes.
Some other guy’s comment kicked mine out of the ballpark though when he wrote, “Maybe Gina leaned against it?”
LOL! I had to like that one. For those who don’t know, Gina is the size of a house. A really massive house. You’d think she’d be able to afford a PT with all the cash she has. She’s renowned for saying in the past year that “Poor people need to get out of the pubs.” So yeah, real classy woman this one is.
There’s some TV show starting about her family soon that looks pretty interesting. The woman playing her will need a really big fat-suit though, because from the trailers the producers are really being generous.
I’m more interested in the history of Australia show that’s also coming soon, as anything with my country’s history fascinates me!

We’re interviewing a potential new housemate this afternoon. Who knows what this one will be like. I can’t even count what number we are up to now. His name is ‘Kiem’ (which I always keep mistaking for ‘Kiev’ as in a chicken Kiev lol, so I hope I don’t say his name wrong when he arrives). All I know is that he needs to move within two weeks and he has a boyfriend on the Gold Coast somewhere.
So I had to organize that Nick would be here and apparently Jeff is going to be here also “to observe”. Ergh. Great. Jeff won’t even be the one living with him, but will relay to Andrew in London what his views are on this new guy, which could either work for OR against him.
Jeff just needs to butt out. He moves out this Sunday, so he reckons. When he told me that, I exclaimed “Woohoo!!!” out loud, in front of Nick. LOL.
He has some friends coming over to help him move stuff on the weekend. I’m sure they will all be black guys, as Jeff seems to think he’s ghetto the past few years. Is that racist? I don’t mean to be haha.