to the tune of Take The Money And Run in song parodies

This here’s a story about Bobbie Sue and Billy Joe
Two archeologists outside of Cairo
Got real sick of their salaries being so low
And here is what happened so as to make their accounts grow

They headed down to, ooh, down near Giza
Found the body of someone who knew Caesar
They didn’t care it was an illegal seizure
Bobbie Sue took the mummy and run

Go on take the mummy and run (X4)

Al-Abdul is a detective out in Egypt
You know he thinks grave-robbing isn’t too hip
He ain’t gonna let those two escape his grip
Lookin’ to bring an end to their business trip

Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day
They got the mummy, hey
You know they got away
They headed up north and they’re still running today
Singin’ go on take the mummy and run
Go on take the mummy and run (x7)