tune of TINY DANCER in song parodies

  • Dec. 28, 2014, 12:15 p.m.
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was a Misfit, then he just quit, started playing as Samhain
some more spats, after that, got a band with just his name
would have been… Wolverine… had X-Men filmed in Ninety-Three
seen with fresh eyes, he’s just bite-sized, Glen Danzig fits in your hand

songs of pain, long black mane
lives in Henry Rollins’ shoe
but don’t laugh, he’ll kick your ass
pure muscle though he’s four-foot-two

baritone… screams and moans
rush like waters from his jowls
passionate, incoherent
the words are lost, the tune he growls

and oh how it feels surreal
a rocker that’s smaller than a Smurf
close your eyes, it’s hard to be-lieve
when he’s so raspy, surly

metal-punk god, tiny Danzig
he is just three apples tall
you’ll remember his song “Mother”
if you remember him at all

was a Misfit, then he just quit, started playing as Samhain
some more spats, after that, got a band with just his name
would have been… Wolverine… had X-Men filmed in Ninety-Three
seen with fresh eyes, he’s just bite-sized, Glen Danzig fits in your hand

and oh how it feels surreal
a rocker that’s smaller than a Smurf
close your eyes, it’s hard to be-lieve
when he’s so raspy, surly

hold me closer tiny Danzig
he is just three apples tall
you’ll remember his song “Mother”
if you remember him at all


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