Seriously... in Adventures in paradise

This was a facebook message from my landlord, who’d obviously looked at a picture Jeff sent him of the backyard.

“Why does my feature plant look dead? It’s been fine for the past two years…“

OH GEE I DUNNO!! I HAVE NO IDEA! THE MOST VICIOUS STORM IN 29 YEARS HIT STRUCK HERE BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOUR PRECIOUS FLOWERS AREN’T ON THE PLANT ANYMORE!!

Ffs. Seriously, queen??

I took a photo of all the leaves on the ground, plus I shared pics of the storm to his facebook page. This one.

It looks like fucking smoke!

My place was right under that. Considering trees have been uprooted, my landlords flowers didn’t stand a chance.

Not that he has any idea how bad this storm was since he’s over in jolly old England and all.

FUCK he frustrates me sometimes. Of course it’s been two days since I replied to him about the storm and he hasn’t replied. I’m hoping he feels stupid.